The Nerd In The Machine
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Where did he get that?
He finished the winter event quest.
(via ittybittyduskitty)
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Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level
Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?
designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.
manager: Cool! So what’s it called?
designer: The boss.
manager:
manager: why’s it called that
(via shadsie)
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marine biologist voice: so we’ve got this orca whale that kills like 80 animals every year. and we’ve also got this blue whale that kills literally millions of animals every year. let’s use the term “killer whale” for the first one.
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iloe:
do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures
peter b: this is so sad
miles: hey google play desperado
gwen: this bitch empty
gwen: DEET
miles: no no no it’s HEET get it right
peter b: am, am I high? did I accidentally smoke a joint? is this what that’s like??
(via jinx-kitty-cat)
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my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine
“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”
(via grimhound)
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I threw it back into the ocean
